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1. Granpa's watching porn again
2. Fishing for deadbeat complements
3. Eyes full of maggots
4. My life is shit and piss
5. Voices tell me I'm the shit
6. Is that your arsehole??
7. Pipe to pipe bush men
8. All these cuts are self inflicted
9. Installing initializer you fucking cunt
10. FUCKFUCKNONO
11. Some of my best friends are cunts
12. Agent Apple knows how to ride a llama
13. Tribute to diarrhoea
14. I hope you like hospital food
15. Shit blistering
16. Minutes before I go back and get it out
17. Years of my experience and the fact that I have no skin
18. Of course I don't have any idea
19. Chainsaw circumcision
20. Chewing on a curb stone
21. I wish I was drunker than me
23. With veins like that I'd have me a real time
24. That uncle who touched you once when you were 34
25. America's only hope is an A-bomb
26. Hey there good lookin' what you got cookin?
27. A dick in a frying pan
28. Your waitress hates you
29. AIDS is hipster
30. An asshole of folklore
31. Falling headfirst into a trash compactor with your balls out.
32. 7 signs you're a fucking waster
33. It's not gay if the bollocks don't touch
34. Tell your mom I'll be round at 6pm
35. Goatsy
36. A big pile of quaaludes
37. Give me a break! They were dead when I found them!
38. My drugs are stronger than your drugs
39. The king of pop
40. Jimmy liked hospitals
41. Let's grab a Subway
42. 12 inches of chocolate love
43. A hard on for Jesus
44. My felching straw
45. Hover boards are in this year
46. Fucking a lawnmower is a bad idea
47. Semtex belt
48. 7ms fucked my dog
49. Jacking off in colditz
50. The gayest song you've ever heard, and we spent ages writing it
51. Irreversible is a family film
52. Cunthammer
53. Cranking one out to the Gilmore Girls
54. Fetch me another midget, for this one has split
55. Dick cheese toasty
56. Of course I don't have any friends
57. Gobshite
58. Varicose veins are on fleek
59. Thank fuck that's over

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